A Boswells Eulogy

So, I used to write and produce my work newsletter which was successful for a breif time. Anyway, when I left the company no one carried on the fine work and the whole idea was abandend. Their fucking loss! Anyway, now its the new year, I'm panning on sending them a message or notice encouraging them to restart it. The following text is said message, I'll let you know if it works. Enjoy!:


Hello, having a good break?!
Ok, so it's been a while. But I can tell that you have all been itching to read the next edition of the glorious STAFF STUFF! The thing is, having left a while ago, I have no idea of what takes place in the busy hub of day to day life at Boswells. Therefore, bringing out another edition proved to be difficult. I mean, I could have of had a guess and made up a load of stuff. Alternatively, I could have just filled it with a bunch of stuff about me, which would have been uniquely fascinating, but ultimately pointless. Lets not forget that the original basis for the magazine was to allow everyone under Boswells roof to feel more connected, and to have a better understanding of the people who you share a till with, or sit next to in the staff room.
Which means that you, yes you the Boswells employee, now has the opportunity to re-ignite the flame of STAFF STUFF and make it even bigger, better and brighter than the previous efforts, which will of course be hard work due to their perfection!
So, this is a golden chance to completely re-invent and establish the magazine with the core idea of bringing everyone together in any way that you feel best sums up Boswells life in the new decade! STAFF STUFF's life and essence is now in your hands!
Anyway, that's it from me, and I guess that's all that left for me to say is a huge thank you to those talented folks who contributed to the previous issues, and a thank you to the rest of you for reading it! I had a blast doing it and working with you all! And finally, a hearty good luck to whoever takes the reigns of the brand spanking new STAFF STUFF, for I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams...........
Ben Hawling.