The perfect marriage

Genius is a strong term.
Over time, many individuals have been labelled as a genius down to their impeccable observation and creativity, and in many cases, the way in which they have introduced a brand new concept or idea that has proved beneficial to society.
Such an achievement is traditionally on a large scale, but the best, and most well constructed take place in the most normal of settings, especially the home.
If you know me well enough, you would probably have heard me banging on about such a concept for ages. But now, amidst a period of throat raping ailments, and sheer determination to spread the good word, I have decided to introduce society to one pure thought. One idea developed organically through boredom, desperation and intrigue. One dream. One vision.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the Chocolate Pizza!!

Step 1) Get a basic cheese and tomato pizza
Step 2) Get some chocolate
Step 3) Grate the chocolate onto the cheese and tomato pizza
Step 4) Cook pizza for the relevant time
Step 5) Eat and live the fucking dream!

The result is a party in your mouth through the perfect marriage of the two foods that everybody loves; Pizza and chocolate. What could be wrong with that?!
Many naysayers will be all "Yuck! That sounds horrible! That's a bad idea." Be warned; These people are idiots, do not associate. Or, at least try it first.
Besides, it is vastly beneficial. Not only does it make you smile, but it allows you to enjoy your meal, and pudding, at the same time! How bloody convenient!
Stuck for party ideas? How about making several small versions of the chocolate pizza as appetisers. This would also work beautifully at kids party's, and large gatherings of friends, i.e. poker nights or sleepovers.
Or alternatively; branch out with the concept of splicing food groups together, and develop your own unconventional, yet awesome, pizza toppings. The possibilities are endless!
The best part of all is that you can smile, and proudly claim that you have taken part in something different, and ultimately life affirming, making your day that much better, and in turn making everyone else's day more enjoyable!
As i said; Genius is a strong term, but....................