Sloping

Ok, so after my previously depressing entry, I've decided to brighten up your Sunday with a creation; a new way of living that will provide you with a more relaxed, and ultimately positive outlook on life. No, not another pizza topping idea, yet! I call it 'SLOPING'!
You see, I've personally never felt hugely confident when dealing with the smallest of situations. Take walking down the street for example; whether of not you'd like to admit it, everybody is looking at each other and judging each other. The high street is a particularly significant stare fest, where one's pride and self- esteem go to rot and die. When most of the local vultures are treating a day's shopping like trotting down a cheap and tacky cat walk, there are some that really don't care how they look, or how they carry themselves. (Seriously, this is a more positive entry, honest!)
I've always admired these few individuals who seem utterly comfortable with how they look and who they are, and when my deepest insecurities take hold, my mind begins to dream of ways that I can mould myself into such specimens.
Recently, on one not so special day, I found myself walking down the high street, head held high, smiling, and strutting in a new fashion. It was kind of a mix between my usual moping around; head lolling gently form side to side, limbs swinging and legs forging forwards at speed. But this time all this angry stance seemed to waft around me almost rhythmically, as if my body was being carried along by the music in my ear. All of a sudden, my walk had turned from an angst ridden mope, to a confident looking, slick strut, as if I'd just walked onto the dance floor with sparkling lights all around me.
I call this walk 'SLOPING'; a slick mope!
Give it a try. You end up feeling really fucking cool, honest!
You've instantly given yourself a spring in your step, which lets you bounce gently through the throngs of grunting, dribbling show ponies littered on the pavements.
Anyway, I'm off to 'SLOPE' my way into town for some bread. So, if you see me walking down the street, staring at the sky, dragging my two feet, know this; I'm feeling sooo fucking cool!!